Podcast #018 - France and Canada

Posted by Van
July 13, 2006

#018: France and Canada, and Louisiana to a lesser extent - 7.14.2006
Top 7: “Best things to come out of France and Canada”

News Stories:

Pirates broke records at the box office in its opening weekend, taking in $132 million! That’s 1/2 of what the first movie brought in during its total 6-month theater run. (source)
Disney is expected to cut 20-25% of their studio jobs this week. (source)
Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 20th birthday in Disneyland this week. Persons who saw her said that she and her friends were a bit out of hand. A representative for Lohan says those comments are not true. (source)
Raven Symone, star of “That’s SOOOOOO OOOOO OOOO Raven” will soon star in the Disney remake of “Adventures in Babysitting.” The original introduced us to Elisabeth Shue. (source)
A 35-year-old woman fell Monday after she lost consciousness while getting off Mission:Space in EPCOT. She was rushed to a local hospital where she was listed in stable condition. (source)

Top 7: Best things to come out of Canada or France

7 - French Fries
I say we stop calling them FREEDOM Fries and return to calling them French Fries again … or maybe French Freedom Fries. Or F3. Yeah. F3, that sounds cool. Next time you’re at McD’s say “Yeah, I’ll have the Big Mac and supersize my F3s.”

6 - The Canadian Mounties
Hey, anything with the name mountie in it HAS to be good.

5 - The Eiffel Tower
This large erection in the sky was given this name after someone climbed to the top and realized they could see everything below. Legend has it that they are quoted as saying: “Sac-re-blu! I have gotten an eye-full up here on this tower!”

4 - French Kissing
This style of kissing has long eluded yours truly. I thought it had something to do with not showering for about a decade … maybe that’s why. Still its a type of kissing that’s often practiced by persons who couldn’t even tell you where France is located on a map. Here’s a clue … on the top 1/2.

3 - French Desserts
Chocolate mouse. Chocolate Eclairs. Chocolate .. anything. Its allll goood.

2 - Chris Jericho
Y2J has been rockin’ the WWE ring for years now and he’s been rockin’ it as lead singer of his band Fozzy for 3 albums now. Jericho is a HUGE superstar and a HUGE rock star. — Bay-bay.

1 - Pamela Anderson
This Canadian hottie has the best of both worlds. She’s got the natural hot-ness that’s found in Canadian chicks AND she’s got the augmentations invented by Americans.