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#011: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad – 5.12.2006
Top 7: “Things to NOT Say to Disney Secuirty”

News Stories:

• Pleasure Island is undergoing renovations to make it more kid-friendly. Disney wants parents and kids to feel more comfortable in the P.I. area.
• Benjamine Moore paint now comes in the unique colors you’ll find on Wisteria Lane in the hit show “Deperate Housewives.”
• Buena Vista Games will soon release a “Desperate Housewives” video game. Think SIMS but with Terri Hatcher. The player adopts the role of a new housewife on the street who begins to discover secrets about those in town. The game is targeted to women in their 40s and older. Seriously.
• Josh Strickland, a former American Idol finalist, will be the voice of Tarzan in the upcoming Broadway version of Tarzan.
• As part of the Disney-Pixar deal, Steve Jobs, the head of Pixar (and Apple Computer) will get $3.9 billion in Disney stock.
• A 10-year agreement between Disney and McDonald’s is coming to an end this year. Disney announced this week that they will not seek to renew this type of a contract. Speculation from industry experts suggests that Disney may not want to associate themselves with fast food due to the growing obesity problems in America.

Top 7: Things to NOT say to Disney Security

7. “You’re not wearing a bulletproof vest, are you?”

6. “Can I see how quickly I can disarm you?”

5. “I don’t see any security cameras. Goooood!”

4. “Where should I put my bomb?”

3. “Where can I put my gun?”

2. “I see you forgot your gun today. Here, take mine.”

1. (If they do search you, wait until its over, then say…) “Good. You didn’t find it!”

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