Randomly Asked Questions (RAQ!)


1. What does NETCOT stand for?
2. What makes NETCOT special?
3. Can I use something I found on the NETCOT site?
4. Who runs Netcot?
5. What's with the nicknames?
6. Do you guys have any beef with any other Disney websites?
7. Do you guys really have to use so much profanity?
8. How much do you guys charge for access to Netcot?
9. Where do you guys get the content for Netcot?
10. How do I get my site listed as a link somewhere on your site?
11. What is the Mickey Rating System?



1. What does NETCOT stand for?

Truth, justice, and the American way. Actually, it stands for Internet Community of Tomorrow. Obviously, credit for a "Community of Tomorrow" goes to Walt Disney himself, but as far as an INTERNET Community of Tomorrow, Van gets credit for that one. Regardless of who claims they came up with the idea, all one needs to do is look at the "Creation Date" of the domain records to see who came up with the idea first.
[Site #1] - [Site #2] - [Site #3]

The records don't lie.
Site #1 - Created September 22, 1997
Site #2 - Created October 12, 1997
Site #3 - Created May 10, 2002

You don't even need to see which domain is who's to see who came up with the idea first. Obviously, Site #1 did. Now... who is Site #1???



2. What makes NETCOT special?

One thing that sets our site apart from others is our ride descriptions. We figured you can go to any Disney site and get a re-hash of the basic storyline of every ride. We took it one step further by adding some comedic appeal to our descriptions. I mean, the four Hansen kids are a bunch of crazy dudes in the parks, why not translate that into a website?

If you've come to this site looking for someone who constantly whines about every little thing Disney does, then you've come to the wrong place. You know the type - they're the ones who set up candle vigils in front of a ride when it's scheduled for termination. (I'm looking at you, John Y). While we may occasionally express our disgust in something Disney does, that won't be the focal point of the site. You may not realize this, but Disney World is a vacation destination, which means you're actually supposed to try to have a good time there. That's just a little FYI for you people who think otherwise.

Lastly, we truly do love the fans of our site, but I'll be damned if we ever hold a Netcot-sponsored get-together of fellow Netcot forum members inside a Disney park. I can think of nothing more pathetic on this earth than having a gathering of fans of a website. Nothing says "I'm a tool" than that right there. The only way I can see that happening, is if we (by pure coincidence, of course) decide to hold our gathering on the same day as another website's. Now THAT would be fun.



3. Can I use something I found on Netcot for my website?

Absolutely. No need to ask.



4. Who runs Netcot?

The two knuckleheads known as Van and Chainsaw. Both are wild and crazy guys.



5. What's with the nicknames?

I picked up the nickname Chainsaw during my time at San Quentin. I could tell you why they call me Chainsaw, but let's just say that's the reason I ended up there in the first place.

Actually, I picked up the name during my college years. I guess a big dude that stands 6'4" with long hair, a goatee, and an earring needed a better name than "John." I couldn't argue with that!

As far as Van's nickname goes, Van and I used to watch Fastlane on Fox all the time (before the re-runs on CourtTV and G4) and there was a character named Van Strummer. It happened the same time Rob started calling him "Kev 'VAN" -- from that time forward, it stuck.



6. Do you guys have any beef with any other Disney websites?

Not especially. I once was on a quest to "liberate" so-to-speak people from other dictator-run websites. I didn't think people liked being bossed around on their forums or getting banned for not agreeing with everyone else's point of view. I was wrong. They didn't want to be liberated.

I guess we'll just keep doing what we're doing over here, and once people realize that there's a place where people are able to express themselves openly and freely, they'll join us.



7. You guys used to use so much profanity, what happened?

We got kicked off our ISP and were never told why. Just some lame comment about how they couldn't disclose more info. We took that to mean either (A) they didn't like it, (B) a certain multi-media giant was strong-arming them to not like it, or (C) another fan site made up some stupid story about us and convinced the ISP to let us go. Either way, we took it as an opportunity to clean up our act ... slightly. We just didn't want to get into a situation where we were being sued over something... not because we're afraid of being sued, we've actually been down that road with another site. We wanted to keep NETCOT clean to make sure it stays open for you, the fans. That's what this is all about. You, not us.



8. How much do you guys charge for access to your site?

Huh? Charge? For what? No, we will not ever charge our guests for exclusive access to the site. Not only is it illegal, but it's also immoral and misleading. People charge access to their sites because they claim they need the money to keep the site online. Let me tell ya something, if those people are getting charged the rates they claim they're getting charged for things like bandwidth and server space, then they're severely getting ripped off. It's easy, go to hostsearch.com and find a web host that doesn't make you take it up the ass. There's no reason why these sites need to charge a fee because they're too lazy to find a better host. Even if these people are running their own server, running off donations alone should be enough to cover the monthly costs of maintaining a site.

So to answer your question, no we don't charge access. We may consider some sort of advertising in the future, but we will not be requiring any payment for access to Netcot.com. Anyone who charges for access to their site is a fool. Those who pay for access are even more foolish.



9. Where do you guys get the content for Netcot?

Google is our best friend! Actually, we get our shit from a number of different places. The pictures were almost all taken by someone on the Netcot staff, ie. someone in our family. The "professional" pictures that you may find on the site were either sent in to us or made available to media sites.

Everything else comes from hours and hours of searching various Disney web sites. So we kinda made Netcot the "Best of the Web" so-to-speak.



10. How do I get my site listed as a link somewhere on your site?

There's no sure fire way to get this accomplished. We don't have any type of link-exchange program in effect. I'm always on the look-out for awesome looking Disney websites to link to. They've gotta have a killer design and some wicked content. You can ask us if you think your site is awesome enough, but if we don't put up a link then please don't blame us. We have some pretty high frickin' standards and there are times when I wonder if even our site would make the cut.



11. What is the Mickey Rating System?

One thing you will notice on the site is our "Mickey Rating System." If you've been with us at Netcot since 1997, then you know exactly what this is. If not, let me explain. I guy we know, let's call him Mickey, from New York, invented this system. It's just our little way of rating rides with Mickey's instead of stars. I'm sure you've seen this on other sites. I can't remember if this was another Netcot-inspired idea or not, but I guess if someone else's site was created AFTER 1997, then it's safe to say they got the idea from us!

Our Mickey Rating System is unique because of the different demographics that make up the people in our family. There's different sexes, styles, age groups, and tastes in each one of us. Using our Mickey Rating System, you can better judge what you and your family may think of a certain ride or attraction.



[click on an image above to learn about them]
NAME: James
ALIASES: Jim, BMOC (Big Man On Campus)
AGE: 56
FIRST WDW TRIP: 1986
MOST LIKE: Michael Eisner

Jim is the Patriarch of the Hansen family. He began his career as a human being in 1950. A notoriously big tipper, it'd be a good idea for Disney Cast Members to fight for his attention while on WDW grounds.
NAME: Donna
ALIASES: (?)
AGE: 51
FIRST WDW TRIP: 1986
MOST LIKE: Minnie Mouse

Donna is the Matriarch of the Hansen family. She began her career as a human being in 1955. She's best known for getting ill while visiting the Walt Disney World Resort. There have been very few trips that went on without her losing her voice.
NAME: Kevin
ALIASES: Van
AGE: 30
FIRST WDW TRIP: 1986
MOST LIKE: Scrooge McDuck

Van is the co-producer of Netcot along with John. His love for money is matched only by his love of Michael Graves. Van is married to Johna.
NAME: Johna
ALIASES: J-Lo
AGE: 30
FIRST WDW TRIP: ????
MOST LIKE: Dopey

Johna is married to Van. They got married in 2004 in WDW. Johna is the perfect addition to our family as she can appreciate our humor. It also didn't take her very long to figure out we're all fucking nuts.
NAME: John
ALIASES: Chainsaw, Johnny Chainsaw
AGE: 27
FIRST WDW TRIP: 1986
MOST LIKE: Goofy

Chainsaw, along with his brother Rob, are the heavy metal gods of the family. Everything is hardcore to the max. He's a nice dude deep down inside, but it's still a good idea to get the hell out of his way if you see him walking toward you in the parks. 6'4", long hair, earring, goatee - he's definitely not your average Disney fan.
NAME: Robert
ALIASES: Rob, Knob, Hot Rod
AGE: 24
FIRST WDW TRIP: 1986
MOST LIKE: Sleepy

Rob is "Mr. Don't Worry About It." There's never been a situation that he couldn't talk himself out of. His "no worries" approach to life is the envy of some, and the concern of others. He also shares an absolute love for Heavy Metal like his brother, John.
NAME: Katrina
ALIASES: Trina, T, Sweet T
AGE: 14
FIRST WDW TRIP: 1994
MOST LIKE: Tinkerbell

Katrina's the resident Princess in the family. Always one to get her way with a smile and quick little batting of her eyes.